Saturday, January 08, 2005

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Anonymous said...

Giant Farts From Hell

I once ventured in a room
And recognized a smell
I knew it was that dreadful doom
Those giant farts from hell

They were so grand it made me think,
"Just what went in their belly?"
To muster up such mighty stink
Could it be cheese? or jelly???

I then drew in a mighty wiff
And pondered on that thought
It hit me then, "It must be Jif!
Mixed in with dripping snot!!!

I then heard something from below
That shook the walls and ceiling
It was so loud, the cock did crow
Then paint proceeded peeling

And then a smell, like rotting bass
Or patrons from Taco Bell
Surrounded me with lethal gas
Those giant farts from hell