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Sunday, February 06, 2005

Sponge Bob Gay?

Some wacko TV preacher who doesn't deserve mention is claiming that Sponge Bob Squarepants is a homosexual. Jeezum Crow! Sea sponges are hermaphrodites with both male & female characteristics. So that settles it. Sponge Bob is bisexual. Now, Tinky Winky from the Teletubbies... THAT'S GAY!

3 comments:

Jimmy_No said...

well in that case, Ru Paul should do the voice of spongebob...and perhaps play his/her/its role when "Sponge Bob: The Movie" comes out...

Tellatubbies Rule! They remind me of the natural head trips I had when I was about 2 weeks old...and how about that baby laughing in the sun...baby...your a real frikkin sunhound...sunhound....sunhound....awwwahhh...now...now....

Jimmy_No said...

...no, actually sponge bob is a conglomerate of impacted smegma rolled up in a giant queeve stuffed in a rectum (damn near killed 'em) and subjected to 2000 cfm of giant farts from hell at 40,000 degrees kelvin...this all after being crammed in a dusche and rammed up the canals of panama thru heavy periods of rectal bleeding....

Jimmy_No said...

and the tellatubbies are a result of a massive acid trip , characteristic of swallowing whole giant fistfulls of purple microdot, one after another for 72 hours...followed by about 23 tons of green T (or horse tranquilizer) with a 50 pound sprinkle of mescaline...all consumed forcefully, orally and rectally...and complimented with a heaping helping of 500 tabs of hydrocodone ...and finally chased with a big fat giant joint of big C!!!!! THEN...you will see tellatubbies....

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