Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Gimme a Holiday, Bitch!
Tomorrow is the international holiday of drunks everywhere, St. Patrick's Day. Being an addict, I am not supposed to use any mind-altering substance. However, I never cared for alcohol. Therefore, I can not relate to all the hoopla. With this in mind, I propose that today be declared St. Rick's Day, in honor of the super freak who was the world's alltime biggest crackhead.