Thursday, March 31, 2005

Johnnie Cochran

The famed lawyer to the stars who got OJ off the hook died a couple of days ago of a brain tumor at the age of 67. One of Cochran's lesser known cases was a man accused of being the "Turd Burgler". The burgler's MO was to break into businesses and leave a big dump in their toilets. The accused claimed it couldn't have been him because he had chronic constipation. Cochran managed to convince a jury of the man's innocence by uttering "if he doesn't shit, you must acquit..."
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Anonymous said...

I have it on good authority that was the hamburgler moonlighting....and that all tolled he has served billions and billions of turds...

9:17 PM

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