Saturday, March 26, 2005

Soylent Groan

A woman in San Jose, Calif. bit into a human finger in her Wendy's chili earlier this week. The finger was determined to be safely cooked and not a health hazard. No word on whether the chili was served with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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