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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

The New Pope...

Is a German who was a Hitler Youth. Oh well, at least he didn't molest them.

6 comments:

Jimmy_No said...

Pope Heil!!!!!!!!! Pope Heil!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy_No said...

Get the holy water.....you fucked joe the alter boy last night and he wasn't worth shit!!!!!! .... I always use candles ...stop praying and start sucking!!!!!! you don't have a damned thing on under that mini habit .... put the comunion in your mouth ... now suck on it .... awww shit suck harder ... awwwwohaowaaaa !!!!!!!! but I got the biggest damned candles on the alter you ever saw ... when he grabbed me by the ass at the confessional last night I creamed in my pants ... ... you're alone like the top nun in a convent you bitch ... now ... GET DOWN ON YOU KNEES!!!!!!!!

Kevin said...

He seems to have picked up a few tips from the Fuhrer in terms of his dictatorial theology. I'm putting money on a newly elected Pope in 50 years time having been a member of the Ratzinger Youth.

panthergirl said...

you took the words right out of my mouth. Thankfully, he'll be dead in 5 years. or less.

Kate said...

Seriously??? This is scary!

Jimmy_No said...

I heard Pope John Paul II actually made an official apology from the Catholic church, and forgave Gallileo for his "Blasphemy" in the form of insisting the earth revolved around the sun ... well, I'm sure he's relieved ... after all, he only waited about 400 years ... maybe the insects crawling on his bones in the ground are genuinely moved ... this act essentially proves the lameness of this particular religion, and serves as a good example of the reason they are driving so many away that would otherwise be religious with their idiocy ... maybe in another 400 years or so they'll get around to weeding out a few more of their lame beliefs ... like maybe say ... 'eternal damnation' and 'sex is a sin' ?????? If they believe pre-marital heterosexual sex is a sin ... but ramming their dicks up alter boy's asses is a holy act, then how hard is it to see the hypocracy ... I think alot of Catholic priests mean well, but they ought to hurry the hell up and get their act together and straighten out the rest of the bullshit ... get the holy water ... and come right back ... you fucked joe the Cardinal last night and he wasn't worth shit ... i sucked his joint for 30 minutes and his prick was like a piece of candle wick ...

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