Friday, May 06, 2005

As Heard on the Howard Stern Show...

Paula Abdul liked to drink young Corey Clark's protein shake, among other things. She also is quiet in bed and obviously likes to rob the cradle. You'd think with her looks and money she wouldn't risk an affair with an American Idol contestant. Who knew?


Anonymous said...

Yessss ... and incidentally, a sneaky friend of Paula's happened to capture a 'protien shake' encounter betwixt the two on audio ... and thanks to the glory of the internet, the audio of this recent Paula/Corey exchange is now being distibuted and downloaded worldwide ... here's the transcript:

Corey: Aha not on your life. Waiting will make your pussy hotter. Now, unzip my fly and take my cock out.

Paula: Oh honey. She was right it’s beautiful!

Corey: Stop talking and start sucking! Kiss the head now. Yeah…start licking it all …That’s my baby, nice and easy just lick the head.

Paula: It’s so damned hard. Chrrrrrrrrrrist it’s big! I don’t know if I can take it all.

Corey: Won’t be able to take it all, huh. You got it wrong. You’re not going to give me a blow job. I’m gonna fuck you in the mouth. I’m gonna cram it so far down your throat you’ll think it’s coming out of your ass now start sucking bitch!

Paula: Ohmmm ohhh Jesus it’s hard….mmmm oh it’s so big!

Corey: I told you to stop talking so much! Now put your mouth over the head I dig it!
Yeah yeah, now take more of it and start sucking … ahhh that’s it baby…suck hard and deep…deeper….deeper cunt!

Paula: Ohhh please Jimmy play with my tits…..ohhhhhhh damn that’s good!

Corey: You little whore…the way your ass is twisting I think you’re cumming just thinking about it!...hey baby, yeah….use your teeth up and down….just your teeth….awwwww shit that’s gooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwww huh now, Suck harder….harder… I’m gonna ram it down your fucking throat… harder damn it harder!

Paula: Oh please Jimmy squeeze my tits they’re on fire. Ohhhh! Jimmy let go of my ears!

Corey: Fuck you cunt! I’m gonna cum down your throat. And you fucking well better swallow it all. You let one drop spill and I’ll whip your ass so hard you won’t sit down for a week!...ohhhh yaaaa baby….Get ready you bitch I’m gonna cum…. God Damn…Ahhhhh! Christ I’m cumming ahhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh!

Paula: Ah gug glug!!! Ogg gug glug!!! Uh Awwwww! Auawwuw!

Corey: Ahhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh! ahhhhhh! That’s good….swallow damn it! Aww that was great.

Paula: You’re fucking right it was great. That was quite a load you shot…Shit I thought I was going to drown.....

LingLing said...

WOW. all that's for real??? I'd been assuming the guy made it up!