Astronomers have discovered a new planet orbiting the Sun some nine billion miles out in the solar system. It is three times as far from the Sun as Pluto, the last planet discovered some seventy-five years ago. I propose we call the new kid on the block Planet Smegma. It's unlikely inhabitants could be called Smegmoids. Call me crazy. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!