I've Got Gambling Money

My friend Roy visited for a few days last week. We went to Vegas where I bet on the Cardinals-Redskins game. The spread was four points, meaning that if Washington beat Arizona by more than four, I would win. I wagered one hundred bucks, which I couldn't really afford, but, hey, the Cards suck. I thought it would be a sure thing. Well, Arizona did lose, but by only four points. It was a wash. I didn't win, but I didn't lose. I got my money back. And I got to tear my hair out for a couple hours... It was so worth it!