Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Richard Hatch, the infamous winner of a million bucks in the first "Survivor", is now embarking on a new adventure... four years in the pokey, ahem, for tax evasion. Hatch did not pay his taxes on the winnings from the show. The openly gay Dick should have no problem finding willing sex partners. Unfortunately, unless their sentence is up, if it turns out he doesn't like them, he can't vote them off the island.