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Monday, September 17, 2007

(If) I Did It II

Our favorite "alleged" murderer is at it again. Not satisfied with looking for the "real killers", Orenthal James Simpson, former football legend and now major screwup, has really done it this time! O.J. apparently masterminded an armed robbery in Vegas to get "his" memorabilia back and is now in the hoosegow without bail charged with numerous felonies, any one of which could put him away for quite a while. Together they could spell life in prison. O.J. got no bail because he is a flight risk. Gee, ya think? Was Al Cowlings still around to drive the getaway Bronco? Too late. O.J.'s other "friends" involved in the heist are singing like birds to save themselves. It doesn't look good this time for the Juice. O.J. is obviously brain damaged, not being able to just crawl under a rock and hide after his earlier close call with justice. The man must have a death (row) wish or something...

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