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Showing posts with label Headlines. Show all posts

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Coalition Attacks Libya

Eight years to the day we launched the war against Saddam Hussein in Iraq, the United States, Britain, and France are united in launching missiles against Libya's air defenses in order to establish a no-fly zone. Hopefully this will shut Moammar Gaddafi up, and allow the rebellion to flourish. I pray for the people of Libya. Gaddafi needs to go.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Earthquake

God help the Japanese.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

President Obama


It's official. Our new President is Barack Hussein Obama. I am proud of our country for electing a Black President. We have come so far as a nation. Just 150 years ago, we still had slavery, and were about to enter a terrible war because of it. Just 100 years ago, racism was rampant with Birth of a Nation, the KKK, minstrel shows, lynchings, etc. 50 years ago, segregation was still in full effect in much of the country, especially the South. Whites and "coloreds" were kept apart by Jim Crow laws. 45 years ago, the Civil Rights movement put an end to that. Then, in April 1968, Martin Luther King, who was at the forefront of civil rights, was gunned down in Memphis. Just over 40 years later, we elect, by an electoral landslide, the United States' first African-American President. How far we've come, so fast. I voted for John McCain. Not because he was White. Because I thought he was the best choice for the job. However, now that Obama is President-elect, I fully support him. He will be our President come January 20, 2009. I call on all Americans to stand behind our new President. He has tough times ahead of him. I don't agree with many of his policies, but am still hopeful that he can rise to greatness. Maybe it is time for a real change. Now we get our chance. Let's show the world what America can accomplish when we all work together.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Bailout Fallout

It now appears that the $700 billion financial bill that was shoved down our collective throats by Congress, against the will of three-quarters of Americans, is not going to necessarily be used for what the Bush Administration told us it would be used for; i.e. buying devalued securities from weak banks to help get credit flowing. Now, according to recent reports from the Associated Press, some of the money might be used to buy other banks, give raises and bonuses, and other fiscal foolishness. Now, insurance companies and maybe automakers want in on the gravy train. Jesus Christ. How much of this are we going to stand for? Are you sick of this bullshit yet? Are you?

Monday, October 13, 2008

Rally!

Wall Street staged its single biggest one day gain since the Great Depression today. It doesn't mean we're out of the woods yet, but I'll take it for now...

Friday, October 10, 2008

I'd Give My Left Nut...

A recent study published in Nature magazine says that cells taken from adult male testicles show the same promise for research and possible cures for disease as stem cells from embryos. This possibly eliminates the religious/ethical issues posed by the latter.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

OJ Finally Goes Away

Karma...it's a bitch.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Silly PETA! Breast Milk Is For Kids

I love animals. I have a cat. I've had dogs. I've had girlfriends that had gerbils. I've had gerbils that had Richard Gere. But, I think PETA (People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals) is a bunch of lefty loonies. They have lost all credibility with their latest stunt. They alienate the very people they should attract by going too far. WAY too far. Take PETA's latest foolishness. They want Ben and Jerry's to, get this, use human female breast milk instead of cow's milk in their ice cream. Wow... I can just imagine the flavors now. Vaginal Vanilla. Ta-ta Cha-Cha Chocolate. Titty Twister Strawberry. Nippolotan. Aereola Cola. Boobies & Cream.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Fatwa Issued Against Mickey Mouse


Just think. I used to be so afraid of Islamic terrorists. They have wreaked havoc all over the world, including the U.S. on 9/11. But lately, all they can muster is bluster. Those wacky imams have decided that Disney is a corrupting influence on Muslims, so they have condemned Mickey Mouse. Who's next, Daffy Duck? I just can't take these clowns seriously anymore.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Gall Street

700 Billion gone. In just one day. Yesterday's bloodbath could be the beginning of Great Depression Deux if we don't get our collective act together. John McCain says that greed and corruption in our financial sector need to be dealt with. I agree. I'd hate to see bread lines again...

I Hate Ike

Hurricane Ike caused quite a bit of havoc in the Houston area and beyond. Why in hell are people so stupid and stubborn when authorities tell them to evacuate and then they just ride it out? Do they have a death wish? Afterward the idiots expect the government to rescue them even though they were warned no help would be coming. And we bail them out anyway. I think next time we should let them suffer and teach them a lesson. But we won't. Not ever. Not after Katrina...

Friday, September 12, 2008

Indian Taker

According to the government, more people are claiming to be Native Americans today than in the past. It seems that people now think they can get in on the handout gravy train if they say they are Native. O.....K.

Monday, September 01, 2008

Gustav Goes Relatively Quietly

Hurricane Gustav is turning out to be nothing like Katrina exactly three years ago. The levees are holding so far and, God willing, the Democrats won't get their wish that New Orleans be destroyed for political gain. It is dangerous to assume that we know what God is up to, and that goes for both parties and all mankind.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Playin' Possum

The DNA results are in, and the "Bigfoot" found in the Georgia woods is apparently a mix of human and possum! There's a Deliverence joke to be found in there somewhere...

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Pregnant Man?

On the network news this morning... a man? is pregnant? Holy Christ! I guess this person is a transsexual. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!) He-she. Guy has a va-jay-jay! Oh, Brave New World that has such people in it...

Saturday, November 03, 2007

500 Scientists Refute Gore

If you have any questions about the scientists who issued the September report that global warming is not entirely man-made, go to Google and type in "500 scientists refute Gore".

Friday, November 02, 2007

In The Doghouse

Reality TV star Duane "Dog" Chapman, who chases down bail jumping criminals as "Dog The Bounty Hunter", is in some trouble of his own. Chapman, who is already fighting extradition to Mexico for the illegal (in Mexico) capture of a rapist in 2003, now faces the public embarrassment of an audio tape surfacing with him yelling about his son dating a black woman. The "N-word" is used six times. Chapman says the exchange between him and his son was "taken out of context". I heard an excerpt of the tape on Howard Stern, and personally, I think the Big Bad Dog is in Deep Dog Shit.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Al Gore Is Wrong

If you want to see further opinions about global warming and scientific disagreement on its severity and how much of it is man-made, Google "Al Gore Is Wrong." Quite enlightening...

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Brave New Times

Phoenix and national media are buzzing about the Grand Jury indictment, arrest and subsequent dropping of charges against two Phoenix New Times newspaper owners for printing the address of Maricopa County Sheriff and publicity hound Joe Arpaio on their web site.. What has been overlooked is that Arpaio's home address is easily found on public record websites. Why haven't these been targeted? The whole matter is an embarrassment for Arpaio and Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas. Maybe these two should lie really low for awhile... First Amendment issues aside, this was a colossal blunder on their part. I guess Arpaio and Thomas don't believe in freedom of speech, unless it's for them to spew out their outrageous accusations against media coverage they don't agree with.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Not So Noble Nobel

So Al Whore got a Nobel Peace Prize. Whoop-de-freakin'-do! He still is a shameless shill for the lefty green bullshit brigade. Wait until people realize how much all of this will cost if they get their twisted way... Going "green" will go the way of the dinosaur. And we'll still be here!