Dear Kitty (AKA: "MY PUSSY!"): I seem to have detected a trend. After a night of overindulging in carbonated adult beverages, I awake in the morning with an unusual amount of flatulence. Sometimes kitty, I tell you, life can be funny, and with all of our leaking orifice's, not once, NOT ONCE have I had a urethrual gassing. My question; Is there something wrong with me? do other people fart from their pee-hole? I just want to make sure that I am like every one else.
Dear Just Making Sure: While it is indeed true that everyone poops, fewer and fewer individuals these days possess what is often confused to be an off-gassing urethra. What you charmingly refer to as "farting from your pee-hole" is in fact technically referred to as a "fleezer." A Fleezer is simply the "farting" noise produced by squeezing out and releasing the compressed bubble of air that is trapped underneath the uncircumcised foreskin of the Primary Male Sexual Organ (PMSO, or "Penis") . Just as in the female counterpart (the "Queeve"), a Fleezer is most often created during manual, oral, vaginal or anal stimulation. Fleezers are rarely life threatening but they can cause some embarrassment on the part of the producer and great hilarity from the producer's associated sexual partner.
YOU KILL ME WITH YOUR SMELLY FINGERS YOUR SMELLY FINGERS FROM THE SEX YOU HAD ON CHRISTMAS DAY AND NOW YOU SAY YOU`RE FEELING GUILTY YOU`RE FEELING GUILTY `COS YOUR GOD WAS SHINING ON YOUR FACE
YOU GO TO CHURCH AND LIGHT A CANDLE AND THEN YOU`RE BLINDED BY THE LIGHT FROM THE GOLDEN PEWS THE DEVIL`S SNAPPING YOUR TOES NOW BECAUSE THE ANGELS CAN`T BE BOTHERED TO LIVE WITH YOU
THEY`RE SELLING JESUS AGAIN THEY`RE SELLING JESUS AGAIN THEY WANT YOUR SOUL AND YOUR MONEY YOUR BLOOD AND YOUR VOTES
THEY`RE SELLING JESUS AGAIN SELLING LOVE TO YOU - SELLING LOVE
YOU`RE BUYING THIS YOU`RE BUYING THAT NOW YOU`RE WISHING ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD BELONGED TO YOU YOU`RE CRUCIFIED UPON YOU`RE OWN CROSS NOW YOU`RE GIVIN` MONEY TO THE WHITE MEN IN THE WHITE LIMO
THAT KIND OF GOD IS ALWAYS MAN-MADE THEY MADE HIM UP THEN WROTE A BOOK TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR KNEES THEY GET THEIR THEORIES FROM THE SAME PLACE THEN BUILD A CHURCH IF THERE`S SOME MONEY LEFT FROM LYING ON THE BEACH
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Dear Kitty (AKA: "MY PUSSY!"):
I seem to have detected a trend. After a night of overindulging in carbonated adult beverages, I awake in the morning with an unusual amount of flatulence.
Sometimes kitty, I tell you, life can be funny, and with all of our leaking orifice's, not once, NOT ONCE have I had a urethrual gassing.
My question; Is there something wrong with me? do other people fart from their pee-hole? I just want to make sure that I am like every one else.
Dear Just Making Sure:
While it is indeed true that everyone poops, fewer and fewer individuals these days possess what is often confused to be an off-gassing urethra. What you charmingly refer to as "farting from your pee-hole" is in fact technically referred to as a "fleezer." A Fleezer is simply the "farting" noise produced by squeezing out and releasing the compressed bubble of air that is trapped underneath the uncircumcised foreskin of the Primary Male Sexual Organ (PMSO, or "Penis") . Just as in the female counterpart (the "Queeve"), a Fleezer is most often created during manual, oral, vaginal or anal stimulation. Fleezers are rarely life threatening but they can cause some embarrassment on the part of the producer and great hilarity from the producer's associated sexual partner.
Giant Queeve....
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SKUNK ANANSIE LYRICS
"Selling Jesus"
YOU KILL ME WITH YOUR SMELLY FINGERS
YOUR SMELLY FINGERS FROM THE SEX YOU HAD ON CHRISTMAS DAY
AND NOW YOU SAY YOU`RE FEELING GUILTY
YOU`RE FEELING GUILTY `COS YOUR GOD WAS SHINING ON YOUR FACE
YOU GO TO CHURCH AND LIGHT A CANDLE
AND THEN YOU`RE BLINDED BY THE LIGHT FROM THE GOLDEN PEWS
THE DEVIL`S SNAPPING YOUR TOES NOW
BECAUSE THE ANGELS CAN`T BE BOTHERED TO LIVE WITH YOU
THEY`RE SELLING JESUS AGAIN
THEY`RE SELLING JESUS AGAIN
THEY WANT YOUR SOUL AND YOUR MONEY YOUR BLOOD AND YOUR VOTES
THEY`RE SELLING JESUS AGAIN
SELLING LOVE TO YOU - SELLING LOVE
YOU`RE BUYING THIS YOU`RE BUYING THAT NOW
YOU`RE WISHING ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD BELONGED TO YOU
YOU`RE CRUCIFIED UPON YOU`RE OWN CROSS NOW
YOU`RE GIVIN` MONEY TO THE WHITE MEN IN THE WHITE LIMO
THAT KIND OF GOD IS ALWAYS MAN-MADE
THEY MADE HIM UP THEN WROTE A BOOK TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR KNEES
THEY GET THEIR THEORIES FROM THE SAME PLACE
THEN BUILD A CHURCH IF THERE`S SOME MONEY LEFT
FROM LYING ON THE BEACH
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