I am one of the very few men on the planet not really interested in sports. And no, I'm not gay, and yes, I'm available.
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...I find carrot jumping a very entertaining spectator sport...as well as Banana ramming....Grace Owens is the undiputed champion, since she is the all time deca-dent-cathalon winner...and I love her picture on the Wheaties box...she was a pioneer...until she 'came' along they always used carrots...but she convinced the judges that since bananas were smoother and thick all the way, they were a more suitable item from the produce section for this glorious sport....
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...I find carrot jumping a very entertaining spectator sport...as well as Banana ramming....Grace Owens is the undiputed champion, since she is the all time deca-dent-cathalon winner...and I love her picture on the Wheaties box...she was a pioneer...until she 'came' along they always used carrots...but she convinced the judges that since bananas were smoother and thick all the way, they were a more suitable item from the produce section for this glorious sport....
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