Friday, April 01, 2005

April Foolishness

I like to cut and light my farts
They look and smell and taste like tarts
Big farts
Like tarts
I like to cut and light my farts

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I did once wiff a mighty fart
It smelled like it were 'a la carte'
I tried to pierce it with a dart
and once I did, it fell apart
A smelly fart is such fine art
A passion one can take to heart
So when I next wiff in a fart
I'll contemplate on Bonaparte ...