Thursday, October 05, 2006
I have taken a month off from posting due to bipolar-induced information overload and sheer laziness. After this respite, I am back declaring I was wrong about Islamofacism being the most dangerous trend facing our planet today. It is actually Bababooeyism. Bababooeyism is the biggest malevolent force threatening to engulf the Earth today. It is the unbridled desire to worship the horse-toothed jackass producer from the Howard Stern Show, Gary Dell'Abate. His breath could stop time. His green chiclet teeth could stymie a skilled dentist. His ugliness could blind. The songs written about him won't leave my head. He is the leader of a fast-growing cult of personality that is taking over society. He must be stopped. But how?