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Thursday, October 12, 2006

Dick Van Dork

The story goes that any man who drives an expensive sportscar is over-compensating for a small member. If this is true, then any man who drives a minivan must really be packin'. My family just bought a Toyota Sierra van, the preferred ride of soccer moms everywhere. Hey, I'm secure in my manhood... kinda.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Toyota doesn't make a Sierra minivan. It does make a Sienna, though. :O

Piece Of Spaghetti said...

.. and Hummer drivers are dwarfed by Vanessa Del Rio's clitoris ..

No BS said...

Sierra, Sienna, whatever.

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