That Saved by the Bell hack, Dustin Diamond, is back with a new fundraising idea. You may recall Screech recently tried to sell T-shirts to raise money to pay the mortgage on his house. That didn't work too well, so now the reputedly well-endowed Diamond is starring in a homemade porn video called "Saved by the Smell." Get it? If you don't; the sleazy details are forthcoming. If you are easily offended, STOP NOW. Oh, hell, I don't care. Do what you want. But you've been warned. There is as sex act involving the ass and the face called "Dirty Sanchez." To put it bluntly: Screech, er, Dustin fucks a supposedly willing female up the poopshoot and then wipes his shit on her upper lip. It sounds filthy and degrading and I can't wait to see it. Revenge of the Nerd!