Thursday, December 21, 2006

Gut Feeling

Researchers have discovered that bacteria in the stomachs of obese people may contribute to their fatness. It could be that heavy people don't process calories as well as thin folks. Hey, I have an idea. Maybe if I throw up after every meal the bacteria will leave my stomach along with the food, and I'll lose lots of weight. Oh, yeah, I just remembered. That's called bulimia. Maybe I'll just eat less and exercise more. Yes! A miracle cure!

1 comment:

Still The Same Hot Bitch said...

Sounds like the pharmaceutical companies conjuring up another illness that can be solved with a new prescription that will generate billions more in revenue ..