Ho Dies

And not just any ho, but the Hawaiian crooner/Tiki torch/Tiny Bubbles troubadour Don Ho. For at least the last forty years or more, no visit to Hawaii was complete without a visit to the Don Ho Show. His cheesy, kitchy brand of island entertainment was second only to Jack Lord's hair for sheer spectacle. With his passing, the Revs. Al "Tawana Brawley" Sharpton and Jesse "Hymietown" Jackson will have to focus on something else besides getting Ho to apologize for his last name.