Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Since scatalogical posts seem to attract the most comments on blogs, here's my version. I like to take big shits while reading the newspaper or a good book. So far I have not gotten 'roids from this practice. A gigantic dump of a previous meal is preferable. In with the new food, out with the old. Loud farts are also a plus. I like to hear them echo throughout the bathroom. Ahhhhhhh... I'm in heaven just thinking about it. When I am done I like to see my handiwork. One of the biggest shits I ever took was well over a foot long. Oh the memory... I also like to note the consistency of the dump. Some are greasy, some are soft, some are kinda hard. Soft ones can look somewhat like an Dairy Queen ice cream cone. Oh glorious turds. So many. So different. When I wipe myself it's fun to see if the poop is all over the paper or doesn't even leave a trace. Of course the times I shat the messiest shits were the times toilet paper was in short supply or non-existent. Well, gotta go now. It's time again to shit.